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AVALANCHE
A Sheriff Bo Tully Mystery
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The Blight Way
took off and hit a few bestseller lists along the way. Beloved by an
Avalanche of readers, Sheriff Bo Tully is back - and up to
his eyeballs in trouble! Sheriff Bo Tully is
on his way up to West Branch Lodge, a fancy resort, to investigate a
missing persons case. When an avalanche thunders down the mountain,
Tully resigns himself to spending some extra time at the lodge. However,
nothing can ever be relaxing for Tully, and he soon finds himself in the
middle of a murder investigation, not just a missing persons report.
Throw in Tully's old flame who's staying at the lodge (but without her
husband), and Avalanche falls into place as the perfect second book to
this witty series. A page-turning mystery filled with mirth and
misadventure sure to delight long-time fans and new readers alike.
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The Blight Way: A Sheriff Bo Tully
Mystery
The New York Times best selling author kicks off a
rousing new mystery series set in the rarefied air of the Rockies-where
maverick local sheriff Bo Tully has his hands full trying to ferret out
a murderer among the colorful denizens of Blight County.
Review the first chapter of Patrick F. McManus' new mystery novel as
the sheriff of Blight County works his way through the twisted train of
evidence to solve his first murder case.
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The Deer on a Bicycle:
Excursions Into the
Writing of Humor |
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For his fourteenth book, Patrick McManus lets us
inside the laughs. This guide, by one of the world's best-known and
respected humorists, is an insightful and entertaining book for anyone
who writes humor or has ever wanted to.
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The Bear in the Attic |
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Patrick McManus's wry wit has
made him an American classic, his
trademark outdoorsman's humor
endearing him not only to fellow
wilderness enthusiasts, but to
anyone who enjoys humor and can bear
witness to the antics and anecdotes
McManus recounts. In his newest
collection of hilarious essays, he
ponders the strange allure of the
RV, a thirtieth-century hunting
trip, the art of wrestling toads,
the existential implications of
being lost, the baffling tendency of
animals to outsmart those who wish
to hunt them, the singular pleasure
of doubling the size of every fish
one doesn't catch, and what happens
when a bear named Pooky decides to
hibernate in the attic.
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Into the Twilight, Endlessly Grousing |
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Like
Twain--or more contemp-orary humorists Dave Barry and Garrison Keillor
-- Patrick McManus shares the belief that life's eternal verities exist
primarily to be overturned. In McManus's world, all steaks should be
chicken-fried, strong coffee is drunk by the light of a campfire, and
fishing trips consist of men acting like boys and boys behaving like the
small animals we've always assumed they were.
In this, the tenth hilarious collection
of his adventures, wry observations, and curmudgeonly calls for bigger
and bigger fish stories, McManus takes on everything from an Idaho crime
wave to his friend Dolph's atomic-powered huckleberry picker to the
uncertain joys of standing waist-deep in icy water, watching the fish go
by.
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Never Cry ‘Arp!’ |
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Never Cry "Arp!" is a lively
collection of twelve stories about young Pat's misadventures in the
Great American Wilderness.
All the McManus regulars are here: Crazy Eddie Muldoon, the best
friend everybody wishes they had (and everybody's mother wishes they
didn't); Rancid Crabtree, the good-hearted, if gamey, woodsman; Pat's
skunk dog, Strange, who lives up to his name; and Pat's pal, Retch
Sweeney, who does, too. This is a book for kids who love to start
fishing at 4 A.M. (at least they say they do) or for those who prefer to
experience the mighty outdoors in the safety of their homes. |
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How I Got This
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Any alert reader will
remember the stir Patrick McManus created with his close examination of
metaphysics a few years back. Always the deep thinker, Pat concerns
himself this time with situational ethics. Here's an example: While
mountain climbing, your partner falls and is left hanging by a rope-the
one you control. You can either save him or save yourself. Now here's
the tricky part: How do you distract your partner as you prepare to cut
the rope? On the way through the woods, Pat pauses to explain several
everyday facts of life. One is called the theory of convergence, and it
explains, with a minimum of mathematics, why when a hunter goes one way,
the elk always goes the other. Pat offers solid thoughts on the
qualities that define leadership, beginning with the need to be tall.
(A good head of hair won't hurt either.) |
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The Good Samaritan Strikes Again |
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In this, his eighth and
funniest collection, we meet many of Pat McManus's personalities, most
unknown to man or beast. The first is Pat the PR executive (his firm
specializes in stretching a truth or two), whose chief responsibility is
"to make two half-truths out of a whole truth." Pat gets so
stressed out at work that his therapist persuades him to invent a
fantasy farm to relieve the pressure. All is well until farming begins
to take its toll-the dream-time chores are just too hard for Pat.
Besides, PR pays well and there's no heavy lifting. Another Pat is a
Good Samaritan who knows enough about emergencies to take his time
getting to them ("who knows, this could allow some take-charge guy time
to show up "). The legendary McManus voice is vigorous, providing
laughter in the most unlikely places. Irresistible. |
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Real Ponies Don’t Go Oink! |
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Even when
we were small boys, Crazy Eddie Muldoon and I were gnawed by that
terrible hunger known to nearly every boy in that distant time, the
hunger for our very own pony to ride. We dreamed the impossible dream:
on our next birthday, or surely the one after, we would awaken to hear
our beaming parents gush, "Guess what's tied up out behind the woodshed,
Son. But before you rush off to see what it is, you'd better open this
present that's in the shape of a saddle." Occasionally, I would ride one
of our pigs by the kitchen window, hoping to shame Mom into buying me a
pony, "There goes old short-in-the-saddle," my sister, the Troll, would
shout. "Hopalong Hog and Gene Oink, the smelly cowboy!" Then she and Mom
would have a good laugh. |
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The Night The Bear Ate Goombaw |
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"What?"
Eddie said.
"Uh, you don't suppose your pa, uh, would let me go on the camping
trip too, do you?"
When Eddie put the question to his father, Mr. Muldoon tried to
conceal his affection for me beneath a malevolent frown. "Oh, all
right," he growled at me. "But no mischief. That means no knives, no
hatchets, no matches, no slingshots, and no shovels! Understood?"
I rushed home and asked my mother if I could go camping with the
Muldoons.
"You'd be away from home a whole week?" she said. "I'll have to think
about that. Okay, you can go."
I quickly packed my hatchet, knife, and slingshot, along with edibles
Mom gave me to contribute to the Muldoon grub box. |
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Rubber Legs and White Tail Hairs |
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Caught up
in the media craze of placing one-hundred-dollar bills end-to-end to see
if they reach to the moon and back, as a way of making the national debt
more understandable and poignant to the tax-payer, I recently laid all
my fly-tying books end-to-end to see how far they reached. They reached
from my writing desk to the cat box in the utility room. How far is
that? Not nearly far enough, believe me.
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The Grasshopper Trap |
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"You'd think there'd be an easier way to catch
hoppers," I said. Crazy Eddie looked at me.
"Say, I've got an idea!"
"Forget it," I said. Already that summer I'd had too many narrow
escapes as the result of Eddie's ideas.
"But this is a great idea," he cried. "We can build a grasshopper
trap!"
Rancid dismissed the idea with a wave of his hand. "Wouldn't work.
Ain't no way you could make a trap small enough to clamp on to a
hopper's foot."
"Not that kind of trap," Eddie said. He then went on to explain his
idea to Rancid and me. It was dumb, probably the dumbest idea Eddie had
ever had, and maybe even dangerous, if the completed contraption bore
any resemblance to Crazy Eddie's other inventions. I was thankful that
for once a mature adult was on hand to point out the risk and stupidity
of such an idea.
"Sounds good to me," Rancid said. "Let's go over to maw place and
build it." |
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Never Sniff a Gift Fish |
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Scholars
have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers.
Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a
philosopher's salary. I have always thought it would be better if
fishing turned men into Wall Street bankers, but that is not the case.
It's philosophers or nothing.
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They Shoot
Canoes, Don’t They? |
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A while back my friend Retch Sweeney and I were
hiking through a wilderness area and happened to come across these three
guys who were pretending to cling to the side of a mountain as if their
lives depended on it. They were dressed in funny little costumes and all
tied together on a long rope. Their leader was pounding what looked like
a big spike into a crack in the rock. We guessed right off what they
were up to. They were obviously being initiated into a college
fraternity, and this was part of the hazing. Not wishing to embarrass
them any more than was absolutely necessary, Retch and I just let on as
if everything was normal and if that scarcely a day went by that we
didn't see people in funny costumes hammering nails into
rock.
"We seem to have taken a wrong turn back there a ways," I said to
them. "Could you give us some idea where we are ?"
The three pledgies seemed both angered and astonished at seeing us.
"Why, this is the North Face of Mount Terrible," the leader said. "We're
making an assault on it. You shouldn't be up here!"
"You're telling me!" I said. "We're supposed to be on our way to
Wild Rose Lake."
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A
Fine and Pleasant Misery |
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MODERN
TECHNOLOGY has taken most of the misery out of the outdoors. Camping is
now aluminum-covered, propane-heated, foam-padded, air-conditioned,
bug-proofed, flip-topped, disposable, and transistorized. Hardship on a
modern camping trip is blowing a fuse on your electric underwear, or
having the battery peter out on your Porta-Shaver. A major catastrophe
is spending your last coin on a recorded Nature Talk and then
discovering the camp Comfort & Sanitation Center (featuring forest green
tile floors and hot showers) has pay toilets.
There are many people around nowadays who seem to appreciate the
fact that a family can go on an outing without being out. But I am not
one of them. Personally, I miss the old-fashioned misery of old
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My Life, Etc.
By Patrick F. McManus
I was born in our old farmhouse three miles north of Sandpoint, Idaho,
August 25, 1933. Our little farm raised mostly stumps and a few weeds but
otherwise didn't amount to much, except it was a wonderful place for a boy
to grow up. The farm was located in a valley between two ranges of the
Rocky Mountains, the Selkirks and the Cabinets. Sandpoint was located on
the shores of spectacular Lake Pend Oreille, at that time one of the great
fishing lakes in the country.
By the time I was ten, my friends and I were already backpacking, usually
up Schweitzer Creek, which tumbled down out of the mountains a couple of
miles from our homes. The creek was tiny but the adventures large, with
every dark night filled with imagined terrors. Never have I been so glad to
be greeted by first light of morning than on those first trips up
Schweitzer. I know now that those early outings were not only wonderful
adventures but great training for life ahead, particularly in learning to
control fear of the unknown. They have also provided me with a great deal
of material for my writing.
My mother was a country schoolteacher, usually teaching all eight grades in
little one-room schools tucked away in remote mountain valleys. These were
primitive places. The school at Squaw Valley was a one-room log cabin
heated by an old barrel stove and lit by kerosene lanterns. Not only did
Mom teach all eight grades there, she chopped the firewood, hauled the
drinking water from the creek, shoveled the snow out of the path to the
privy, handled all the janitorial duties, cooked and served hot lunches,
put on school plays and assorted parties for the pupils, and, on weekends,
arranged card parties and dances for the adults of the community. Oh, and
to some extent, looked after my sister, Patricia, and to an even lesser
extent, me. Even though I was supposed to be one of Mom's pupils in first
and then second grade, I was pretty much allowed to come and go as I
pleased. Indeed, I spent much more time messing about in the creek and in
the surrounding woods than I ever did in school. I thought my mother and I
were in perfect agreement on this arrangement, until I received my final
report card at the end of second grade. My own mother had flunked me! The
reason given: Too many absences! Mom explained later that her actual reason
for flunking me was that she thought I was too immature for second grade. A
likely story.
After my father died, when I was six, we moved back to our farm and Mom
taught math at the junior high school in Sandpoint. My sister was very
smart even skipped entire grades. I, on the other hand, distinguished
myself as a student of unwavering mediocrity. Looking back, I don't know
why I didn't apply myself in school, since I had to be there anyway.
Although I put forth an absolute minimum of effort in school, I was not
without ambition. From the age of six, I intended to be an artist, and I
drew and painted constantly, turning out hundreds and probably thousands of
drawings and paintings over my school years. Although I never became an
artist, I think all the effort I poured into drawing and painting helped me
a greatly as a writer. There isn't too much difference between painting
with paints and painting with words, except the latter is a lot less messy.
While still in high school, I started working summers on the dams that were
being built on the Clark Fork River. I drove trucks, serviced heavy
equipment, assisted drillers, ran a jack hammer, and one year worked as a
highscaler, a job which consisted of dangling from a rope over a steep
cliff and clearing away loose rock. I loved it. Then one of the other
highscalers got killed when rock fell on him, and I decided I didn't love
highscaling anymore. I started thinking very seriously about going to
college.
I saved enough money from construction work to get me through my freshman
years at Washington State College (now Washington State University).
Because my academic career so far had been distinguished only by its
unrelenting mediocrity, I feared I might not be smart enough to survive in
college. My Freshman English Comp teacher, I'm sure, shared my view. Every
week we had to write a little essay for his class. My first half dozen
essays came back with F's. Bit by bit, however, I became fascinated with
writing and began to spend as much time on writing essays as I had once
spent on drawing pictures. This diligence paid off with a major
breakthrough: I received a D! Then came a C, a B, an A, several A's and
finally, on my last essay, an A-plus! There was also a note from the
professor that he had recommended me for honors English the next semester.
I was on my way to becoming a writer: |
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